By
Brian Patterson

Once upon a time on a remote tropical island their lived a happy, laid-back, pot smoking wolf. He loved to listen to Snoop Doggy Dogg rap music and modeled himself after the artist. One night under the light of a full moon, ‘Snoop Wolf’ was dancing to the rhythmic beat and barking at the moon, while he ate some shroomy shroom shrooms around a great bonfire on the beach as he puffed 💨 his island homegrown🍀

The next morning Snoop Wolf gently wakes to the smell of crepes and the melodic sound of waves creeping onto shore. He senses something with a big whiff from his snout. His canine ears perk at what’s about as a strange sound travels from about a mile and with a great big smile his eyes widen, when he sees smoke arisen from the other side of his tropical isle.

Snoop Wolf casually rolls over to investigate, with a big fatty blazin’💨 He sees a sail boat run ashore with the name THREE PIMPIN’ PIGS on the stern door and there are three small huts constructed from the tropical haven. Snoops snout catches a familiar scent and he gets wide-eyed and mildly bent when he notices that the roof of each hut is made from his strain of maryjane from his nearby strawberry field.

Snoop Wolf pulls a huge hit from the fatty and feeling rather chatty, he knocks on the nearest hut door and says, “Hey hey lemme in pimpin’ pig, you dig! I got somethin’ to say…yo roof gonna cave in the rain, better not remain brother pig, you dig, you dig!”

“Go Away! Go Away! I’ll make my own damn day”, responds the pimpin’ pig 🐷

So Snoop Wolf huffed, then he puffed and made his peaceful way💨✌️

Knock knock on hut number two, goes the groovy Wolf, he says, “Lemme in pimpin’ pig, you dig! I got somethin’ to say…yo roof gonna cave in the rain, better not remain brother pig, you dig, you dig!”.

“Go Away! Go Away! I’ll make my own damn day!”, responds the pimpin’ pig 🐷

So Snoop Wolf huffed, then he puffed and made his peaceful way💨✌️

Knock knock on hut number three, goes the superfly Wolf. “Lemme in pimpin’ pig, you dig! I got somethin’ to say… yo roof is going to cave in the rain, better not remain brother pig, you dig, you dig!“

Brother pig answers the door with a fatty blazin’ and a cute whore…“Hey Hey, whatta ya say, come on in, let’s drink some sinful gin and puff all day💨💨💨

Snoop Wolf laid the news that the huts roof had the blues and helped to make it ok👍
When night came she brought a hurricane 🌀 and lots of rain 🌧and the other bum huts were blown away. So Snoop Wolf and his new rap buddy ‘Bacon Bits’ and his whore with big tits, welcomed the other two wet lil pigs into the small but secure digs and they all blazed till the new day.